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Name: Zach
State: Ohio
Gender: Male
Interests: Alcohol, booze, beer, beer, beer, Coors Light, manhead, beer, beer, and manhead.
Expertise: Alcoholism, manhead
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Member Since:
10/18/2004
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| 10 / 18 / 04
Zach Mac's alarm went off for a half an hour this morning. I beat him with my shoe. I was pissed. | | |
| 10 / 15 / 04
So there i was minding my own buisiness on a friday afternoon after classes, when Zach Mac decided he would share a sweet idea with me and one of my roomies. You may be thinking to yourself, "what the fuck is the key to economic prosperity?" Well, Zach Mac enlightened us to the power of robots. Yup, thats fucking right, robots. He gave us an example of a Honda plant. He told us that if you replaced 75% of the workforce with robots then the company and economy would greatly benifit. What the fuck? Lets just fire everyone and have these super robots help us whack off!! After we told Mac and Cheese how firing everyone was detrimental to the economy he still held strong to his idea. "But the robots are so much more efficient" he said. "All ya need are people to operate the robots." Tell me how this makes sense. Oh right, it doesn't! If you need people to operate these robots then its not more efficient. I can't wait to learn more from Zach Mac on economics and buisiness. All of his insights are so thought provoking. Did I mention he uses my computer to look at porn......
Ass Clown!!!! | | |
| 10 / 10 / 04 2:49 am
Me, my roomies, and our friend just set off to our bedroom to hit the hay. Just minutes after we wished each other a good night, a drunken Zach Mac and his friend Jesse waltz in to the bedroom. They stumble in and turn on the lights giving us a rude awakening. We ask how many drinks they had consumed and they answer that they lost track of the number of beer bongs. I shortly look away, but when I return I am welcomed by a pantless Zach Mac. There is his friend Jesse on his knees sucking on Zach's exposed member. Did I mention that Jesse is a dude? Yes thats right. Zach Mac recieved MAN HEAD from his best friend. That next morning he looked me dead in the face and asked me "how come I'm not wearing any pants?" All I could think is that that crazy bastard really had no idea he got his penis sucked by a dude. | | |
| This is a site that cronicles the antics of our dumbass roomate. He is an ass clown and he pisses us off. All of these stories, though baazar, are real. He is dumb and an alcoholic. He sucks and this is his life. | | |
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